Monday, March 3, 2014

Pull up a busk and stay, why don't you?





Fresh from the killing fields of "research," our heroine appears! Resplendent in some bodacious polished cotton fabric that was probably rejected from the set of "Golden Girls", she demonstrates her abundant charms to the masses.

Bask in the glories of imperious glances and awkward selfies!


Come, my children, into the liiiiiiiiiight....

Dazzle your senses with an alluring up-cup shot of wrinkled fabric and load-bearing 1980's Waverly calico!

Why, hello.

Relish the bewildering confusion of yet another shot of No Bosoms, featuring an enticing peak at the hoarder-style pile of mess accumulating in the corner!

Most of that is my Goodwill pile, I swear.

There are a few important points I'd like to make:

1., These pictures are a bit on the "gently aged" side. Honestly, I think they are over a year old. That's significant because...

2., I'm a whole lot better at drawing my eyebrows on now! And...

3., I've since added bust gussets to liven things up in the Balcony seating, if you catch my drift.

I have no need for 1820-1840 stays, but I wish I were the kind of person who needed them, so I'm making them. It's the Kevin Costner in "Field of Dreams" approach to sewing. "If you elaborately plan, and then poorly execute it, logic will give way to miracles and invitations will coommmme..." Since there isn't precisely a pressing need for this type of garment, I decided to go for broke and make them as versatile as possible. Ideally, they will at least cover me from late Regency- late Romantic.

This was the intended target:

                            Corset
Via the Met, home of the Super-Famous Lusciously Embroidered Stays

The mock-up stays that I'm wearing are overall pretty solid in the fit department. The wrinkles at the waist are 99% the result of the incredibly graceful angle from which the picture was taken, and the length and bust height are both good. My original intention was to follow the "pattern" of the inspiration stays as much as possible. But... (there are always buts, even when you think you're just dealing with busts) the original cup design just wasn't working for me. Frankly, it was kind of amazing. I have the same voluptuous curves of a yard stick. What were the chances that I'd stumble upon a bust-cup design that wouldn't leave me enough room?? 

But, there it is. I agonized over it for a while, and finally decided to deviate. After all, my natural waist is *ha ha haaa ha sob* nowhere NEAR the position of the band on the inspiration stays. Then, I found this lovely pair...

                                  Stays
I feel as if we've Met before...

...and I'm pretty sure that they are better suited to MY lovely pair. (har har) Though my need of a bust-gusset does not extend to the range of twosies, this pair of stays was clearly made for someone with my gawky, high-waisted mutant proportions. The plan is now to marry elements of the two stay models, which will probably result in something like this:

                

The duck-billed platypus of the Historical Costuming community, if you will.


**I have no idea what heinousness has been perpetrated on Blogger over my absence, but suddenly, it's practically impossible to get pictures centered (see most of above), and I have no control over that huge gap at the top. Weird. 

16 comments:

  1. Hilarious post! I think everything you make is pretty great!
    Happy sewing,
    Mary
    http://anhistoricallady.blogspot.com

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  2. You are hilarious. I laughed through this entire post, and I LOVE the platypus. A platypus makes almost everything better.

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    1. Truer words were never spoken on this side of a murky pond.

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  3. Don't worry about the positioning, or the extra lines -- look at it as enhancing the suspense!! SCROLL, SCROLL, SCROLL, READ, SCROLL BWAHAHAHAHAH!
    and is Platypus wearing a denim bill cover? I swear the photo makes his bill look like bluejeans!

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    1. It does look vaguely Levi-Strauss-esque, doesn't it? Apparently, Platypi can be counted among the proletariat.

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  4. Can you please stop making me snortle with barely suppressed laughter at work?! The library patrons are giving me dirty looks as I gurgle at the computer like a platypus emerging from water. If there were a historical costuming talkshow on tv, I would murder a number of people to make sure you were the host.

    In all seriousness though, I really like the stays...they are so smooth and well-fitting...unlike the frankenstays I'm fighting with at the moment. How I hate boning channels.

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  5. You should totally come to Virginia for an RSV event! I have a spare bedroom and everything! :D

    http://www.varegency.org/eventscalendar.html

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    1. Quit with your temptations, vile seductress!!!!

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    2. Hey, you wanted an invitation! :p

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  6. Boo!

    Just popping over to make you aware that there's now a Regency Wedgie Society and you should totally get in on it: http://www.pinterest.com/festiveattyre/regency-ladies-wedgie-society/

    I hope everything is going well for you in the meantime. Stay sassy!

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  7. It's been a while since your last post but I just want to tell you how much I love your blog. You are a great writer and costumer, and your sense of humor always has me in stitches (ahem).

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    1. That is really sweet of you! Thanks for the righteous pun, too. I was bobbin my head with laughter. :)

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    2. I enjoyed these puns so much I read them aloud to Brian the Engineer. His response was "Lol, punny sewist nerds!"

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  8. Hello, ThreadHead -

    I just want to let you know I’ve nominated you for the Sisterhood of the World Bloggers Award.

    The nomination is based on my appreciation for your ability to create beautiful reproduction garments and write well about the experience. It’s hard enough to do one or the other, let alone both. You’ve created a lovely blog and this is my way of saying thank you.

    You are under no obligation to accept and I won’t feel hurt if you don’t. Just know I love and appreciate your work...and your sense of humor.

    You inspire me to keep learning and trying. One can hardly ask for more.

    Happy creating!

    Susan

    Here are the links to the award guidelines (part one) and the list of nominees with my questions for them (part two).

    https://threadingthroughtime.wordpress.com/2015/06/22/sisterhood-of-the-world-bloggers-award-part-one/

    https://threadingthroughtime.wordpress.com/2015/06/28/sisterhood-of-the-world-bloggers-award-part-two-paying-it-forward/

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    1. Thank you so much, Susan! I'm enormously humbled by your kind words and inclusion in the award. I have obviously been in absentia here for a while (holy flying monkeys, has it been a year and a half?!), so it may take me some time to get my bearings and properly post a response. In the meanwhile, thank you again!

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  9. I have nominated you for the Liebster Blog Award! See here: http://asartorialstatement.blogspot.com/2015/12/the-liebster-award-my-nominations.html

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