Office Supply Closet Haute Couture:
This dress marries the divine elegance of over-sized staples with the timeless, understated glamour of a sunflower glued to the knee. Added to this piquant ambrosia is our obviously near-sighted heroine, who isn't sure whether she's holding her fan or a croissant, but she hopes to muster up the correct answer before anyone sees her nibbling the decorative paper.
Reasonably convincing Goddess Diana replica tiara: 38 shillings.
Leaving the entire top of your gown unlaced: Priceless.
Much love and mad props to Nuranar, who deserves better than this.